Me and nobody sitting in a tree
B-L-O-G-G-I-N-G
I’m still laughing from the picture i found when I looked up diglett on google images
A little bit of Texas on y’alls dash
tumblr famoose
I wonder how many times Freddy and Daphne fucked while they were “searching for ghost”
If I lived anywhere near a really hot person.
If I was your boyfriend
I’d never let you go
“I’m not like most girls” says Miranda Cosgrove as she strokes her massive cock.
MY 3 FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESSES
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Kiely Williams from the Cheetah Girls
If I was a porn model, I would give the camera knowing, creepy smiles that say
“I know you’re jacking off to me, but I also know you just booked a first class ticket to an eternity in hell.”
Nickelodeon was the first channel to exploit the mentally retarded.
I like my friends like I like my sunshine.
Bright.
Radiant.
And yellow.
Get your own Brock and Misty blowup dolls today!
I’m a strong independent hispanic woman who don’t need no man.
Just lemon pledge.
