I was trying to be social last night 
My nephew was really amazed that he could see himself 
How can people with pepperoni nipples not eat them they’re so delicious 
How do I handle all of these nipples 
Just bought the Pretty Reckless album on itunes. 
One of the ladies that works at the dining hall saw that I never wore gloves even when it was cold outside.
So today when I went in to eat, she gave me a pair of Perry the platypus gloves


this is Perry the Platypus if you didn’t know
From Phineas and Ferb