Going to my sisters graduation that is outside in the texas heat for 2 hours. 

It’s 95 outside jesus

My valentines date.

mandarkslab:

arrbok:

this is the best gif ive ever madew omfdhgjdfhg

omfg

Still great Cameron

One of the ladies that works at the dining hall saw that I never wore gloves even when it was cold outside.

So today when I went in to eat, she gave me a pair of Perry the platypus gloves

this is Perry the Platypus if you didn’t know

From Phineas and Ferb

My favorite game ever.

Even though it’s been 5 years, I still love you.

It’s our 3rd annual secret santa this year.

I don’t want to remember this night. 

arrbok:

this is the best gif ive ever madew omfdhgjdfhg

omfg

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

No.

You don’t fall from hell.

YOU RISE

Meet Tobi, my new dog. :)

An easy way to touch my heart is not by having a 3 and a half foot dick

but with pineapples.

I fucking love pineapples. 

This is my History of Homosexuality book.

This is obviously fiction since everyone knows gays arent real.

Fucking Love Annies.

WATCH OUT.

I KILL.

Look at these fantastic 60’s sexy librarian glasses I found!

Don’t mind me, I’m your average middle-class elementary school librarian cougar.

Hey mom, guess what I made in wood class today!

Anal Plugs.