name your past five boyfriends!

lol 5?

slow down there cowboy.

I’ve only had 2 boyfriends. 

MJ and Ned

where's the 'look for a girl with a broken smile' pic from?

its from Saw. I just don’t remember which one

but he tweeted about them being engaged last night

he is engaged to Blue. I’m saying him and Jonathan broke up a while back ago, hence why I said “were dating” instead of “are dating”

How is he dating jonathan if hes engaged to blue hamilton?

They broke up a while back ago. 

Hey, you're so adorable are you single?

Oh well er thank you!

And nope, I have an awesome boyfriend (:

what year did u graduate

2010! but I graduate from RISD 2014

you and ramenjesus both have mandark icons. this is getting confusing

Because Mandark is cool

(but i’ve had a mandark icon for a year now) 

apparently males can lactate first-hand experience

How else would I feed my 154 handcuffed boyfriends?

You are a beautiful human being.

I’ve had a penis in my butthole :)

are u a virgin

Nah man.
I go to the gayest college in Amurica.

describe your perfect guy physically

oh damn…um.. well I like almost any guy but my perfect guy? Tall (6ft +), slender, athletic, has a good smile and good teeth, eyes that crinkle, and blue/green/or grey eyes. That’d be my PERFECT guy physically but I really look for personality. someone who can make me laugh. and if you can make me giggle, then I’d hump you.

sext: I want to fornicate with you.

I already have… a little “friend” that helps me.

Is there something going on between you and michealphelps?

It’s like…
A vanilla cone dipped in hot fudge

explain how you got your teeth so perfect sorry but damn o.o

6 YEARS OF BRACES
S-I-X Y-E-A-R-S