March 2012
My hips are so sore from all of the imaginary sex I’m receiving.
February 2012
Oh.
It’s snowing.
Hard.
Joy.
omg why arent all these cute romantic gay stories me?
Why can’t I fall in love with a straight man and slowly turn him gay and make him love you.
Oh wait.
I have done that.
If I could tell you to shut up without being an ass
I would
a thousand times over.
If you can’t sing
Don’t sing in front of me please.
WELL it looks like almost everyone in my age demographic have deleted
My nose is stuffy and I feel like my brain is about to leak out of my ears
Wait…
why won’t it let me track my tag?!
Am I slow or did the layout change?
I feel like.. I should watch scooby doo
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veniceking replied to your post: Am super baked. I feel like… I’m floating.
float into my arms
this pleases me
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praystation3:
cyst:
tia-jackson:
mcdammit:
buttduchess:
morbutts:
tocatchabreadator:
sassyblackblogger:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
it’s time for “i don’t remember taking that picture”
wardamnkitty:
frostitution:
lets play “i dont remember saving that picture”
Am super baked. I feel like… I’m floating.
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Just watching Daria and having a relaxing night.
“Are fish using our oceans as their own private toilet?”
- A Sicksadworld exclusive right after this!
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“there we go that’s a sexy pose”
– drew to his webcam (via ccoarse)
When I was little I always told my mom that I was a carnivore.
Just at random moments
Like…
for no reason.
ccoarse:
so i was thinking, maybe i shouldn’t be blogging about offensive things on tumblr anymore because a lot of people who use this are young and easily offended maybe my blogging days should become over as i just go read 4ch or something???
Is it practical to be thinking about having five dicks inside of me right now?
is that even possible?
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So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
I just want me to be happy.
Not you.
Me.
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I just want to titty fuck a girl for the novelty of it.
I don’t even try to text post anymore.
LOL.
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ramenjesus replied to your post: When I was little, I was walking down the hall to…
that must have been what triggered your gay case solved
…the truth comes out.
When I was little, I was walking down the hall to my parents room, and I was just about to touch the doorknobe when I heard my mother moaning. and Oh my God, the moment when the sounds and your thoughts finally meet and you understand what exactly is going on, my eyes got so wide I just slowly turned around and walked away sobbing and dry heaving.
When I went to Disney worlds, I held my hands up to my side like a velociraptor, and I felt so awesome… but then my mom told me to stop it because I looked gay.
ccoarse:
mandarkslab:
If my mom found my tumblr….
She’d probably… no most definitely call me a faggot.
i mean you do mention sucking cock a lot here
Mother taught me best. She would kill me for giving away her secrets.
ccoarse:
y r we listening to dubstep @mandarkslab
BECAUSE I WANT TO OKAY BIATCH
If my mom found my tumblr….
She’d probably… no most definitely call me a faggot.
