January 2012
1612th:
just hoarded the url “eatingethiopian” so i can eventually make a food blog out of it where i don’t post any food
tyronebanks:
have a pussy poppin’ new year everyone!
girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
December 2011
I don’t understand why obviously flaming homosexuals don’t come out of their perfectly organized, fabulously fashionable closets.
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ramenjesus started following you
You post fantastic pictures of dexter’s laboratory.
Just got back from my rave concert
all I want to do is sleep.
meccaisgay:
i wonder how many times ive walked in on ghost having sex and not known it
Conveniently going to the bathroom when your parents come back from the grocery store so you don’t have to unload the groceries.
Ugh, I’m still sick, and when I’m sick it’s harder for me to hear, and I’m supposed to go to a concert tonight ):
thatsmoderatelyraven:
sachimo:
times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg
does she know its a video
Anonymous asked: I love your gay soul Drew~!! ♥
Watching douchey people get uglier and uglier as the years go by makes me feel so good.
Don’t remember following you
or you…
or you for that matter.
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bananaonceaday replied to your post: your “naked pictures of me” link is sadly misleading
does that mean you’re clean below the belt and ready to go?
So glad someone caught that.
Sadly, no. Because what would be the point? There are cob webs down there.
yournewbadhabit asked: your "naked pictures of me" link is sadly misleading
What if I was actually mean…
hmm.. let’s try it.
You suck…very well for a gay man, kuddos to you.
If I have children, I’m going to tell them that I found them in the dumpster so they can learn humility and respect.
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meccaisgay started following you
..Mecca….
is that…
is that really you?
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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MY 3 FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESSES
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Kiely Williams from the Cheetah Girls
When gay guys say that they’re pretty on the inside
It means that they’re clean below the belt and ready to fuck
I… want him inside of me so much more now.
enemity:
moms they push you out of their vaginas ONE time and they think they automatically own you or something
Ugh I’m sick with a cold and I feel like crap.
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mleting replied to your post: A lot of my female friends have already had anal…
omfg laksjdf
I know. Bunch of sluts.
A lot of my female friends have already had anal sex.
And I’m just like… Oh.
Virgin for life.
gigolosanonymous:
i saw a midget today and got all excited
but it was short lived