January 2012
1612th: just hoarded the url “eatingethiopian” so i can eventually make a food blog out of it where i don’t post any food
Jan 1st
tyronebanks: have a pussy poppin’ new year everyone!
Jan 1st
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girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
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December 2011
I don’t understand why obviously flaming homosexuals don’t come out of their perfectly organized, fabulously fashionable closets. 
Dec 31st
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ramenjesus started following you You post fantastic pictures of dexter’s laboratory. 
Dec 31st
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Just got back from my rave concert all I want to do is sleep. 
Dec 31st
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meccaisgay: i wonder how many times ive walked in on ghost having sex and not known it 
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Conveniently going to the bathroom when your parents come back from the grocery store so you don’t have to unload the groceries. 
Dec 30th
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Ugh, I’m still sick, and when I’m sick it’s harder for me to hear, and I’m supposed to go to a concert tonight ): 
Dec 30th
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thatsmoderatelyraven: sachimo: times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg does she know its a video
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: I love your gay soul Drew~!! ♥
Dec 30th
Watching douchey people get uglier and uglier as the years go by makes me feel so good.
Dec 30th
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Don’t remember following you or you… or you for that matter.
Dec 30th
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bananaonceaday replied to your post: your “naked pictures of me” link is sadly misleading does that mean you’re clean below the belt and ready to go? So glad someone caught that. Sadly, no. Because what would be the point? There are cob webs down there. 
Dec 30th
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yournewbadhabit asked: your "naked pictures of me" link is sadly misleading
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What if I was actually mean…  hmm.. let’s try it. You suck…very well for a gay man, kuddos to you. 
Dec 30th
If I have children, I’m going to tell them that I found them in the dumpster so they can learn humility and respect.
Dec 30th
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meccaisgay started following you ..Mecca…. is that… is that really you?
Dec 30th
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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MY 3 FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESSES 1. Lindsay Lohan 2. Miley Cyrus 3. Kiely Williams from the Cheetah Girls
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When gay guys say that they’re pretty on the inside It means that they’re clean below the belt and ready to fuck
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I… want him inside of me so much more now.
Dec 30th
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enemity: moms they push you out of their vaginas ONE time and they think they automatically own you or something
Dec 30th
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Ugh I’m sick with a cold and I feel like crap.
Dec 30th
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mleting replied to your post: A lot of my female friends have already had anal… omfg laksjdf I know.  Bunch of sluts. 
Dec 30th
A lot of my female friends have already had anal sex. And I’m just like… Oh. Virgin for life.
Dec 30th
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gigolosanonymous: i saw a midget today and got all excited but it was short lived
Dec 30th
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